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It aint so bad February 15, 2008
Did you ever have someone that you just couldn’t forgive? Or just something that you just held onto for so long and wouldn’t let it go. Today…. things became the way the they are supposed to be. It’s like it was. Once upon a time. Before I ever knew her. Old friendships are being rekindled that we ditched for eachother. Things are going back. I like I like.Everything is going as planned lately. The icing on the cake will come this weekend. 24.5 and 53.5-55.6. Thats all that needs to happen…. a super human effort in the 100. And I’m set. Hell, if I just split the first 50 in the 100 at the time I want to then its all good. Its all or nothing in that race. p.s. Simple Plans new CD only has a couple good songs. They are not very punk poppish anymore. There kinda like… NickleBack. <3
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah February 5, 2008
I was flipping busy this past weekend. I have never gotten so tired from just having so much fun. Friday had school, swim practice directly after. RUSHED home got dressed and bolted to Jordan Snavely’s for pictures and dinner with some cool kids and my date Dominique for King of Hearts. Then we went to the dance. Al and I had a little scruff which pissed me off for the whole dance which I kinda regret getting in that funk and not being able to get out of it. But whatever. Dominique was cool. …. Ok she was flipping hot… observe..dsc02023.jpg After the dance AY, Gavin, Joe, and Allen slept over. I woke up early the next morning and got a spray tan with the swim team. I then bolted to a swim meet at the YMCA for team pictures. Then I spent the next few hours at the meet. I split a 26.5 in meters in the 50 free in the medly relay. that translates to 23 mid in yards. AKA I was moving. My mom got that split for me btw. After that I quick went home and went to Jordans again to get ready for Bollards surprise birthday party. We picked up Bollard and then went to the party at the Fire place thing in Gretna. The party was actually really fun. dsc02054.jpg We left the party a little early to relax at Jordans house. We walked back there and we watched Hannibal with Hannah Allen and Jordan. I went home at like 12:30 am. and yes I still have not had a single second of down time. and it does not change. The next morning I wake up and jet to a race in Reading. I run my 5K in 18:34 and got 16th place and 6th place in my age group. There were 400 some people in the race. dsc02061.jpg. thats me throwing up the six for sixth place 
My mom did not do that race because she actually broke her hip and tore two muscles in her groin from running too much! 
at least she is that hard core though. We gotta get her on some strength training though.Nonetheless we didn’t stick around because I had to quick get home and host a superbowl party which turned out really fun even though 100 poeple werne’t there and only about 30 people came.dsc00639.jpgdsc00641.jpgSuper bowl ended. Went to sleep and was about sick from all the sleep overs and bad eating I had done. Woke up and was about dead but got my ass to school with no work done and that was my killer weekend!
Thank You and Goodnight January 21, 2008
I have not posted in a very long time. Due to me losing my mind. I kid you not… Since last update lot’s has happened. Got a girlfriend, christmas, New Years, Lost a girlfriend, lost lots of friends, was a jerk, was called many names, found out what people are really like and the list goes on. Let’s start with. Wow. I had a girlfriend and now I don’t.Nothing really monumental here it was Emily Klein… SURPRISE! The person I never told anyone I was dating and no one really saw us together but somehow everyone knew? We had been toiling with getting back together for a while since we first started being civilized people again. Things were great for like 45 seconds and then came the same old shit. And I say the words “the same old shit” as an old man who is realizing that woman are impossible.It was just about making something work that really couldn’t work with the way we were approaching it. Long boring, very boring, story short. She made me angry (not that, that is hard to do) one too many times and I was like “Peace out”.Then we still talked a couple days after and what not… and then she even came over and we talked about some stuff, and we had a really bright plan and a really bright idea and my future was unfolding in my brain because from the feedback I was getting from her we had finally figured out what we were going to do to make it work. We made a promise before that night ended. I wont tell you what the promise was, or how minute it was. But to me it was something bigger. It was a part of the big picture of what we as a couple could be capable of.The promise was broken nonethelessWe have not talked in quite some time now. Like not one word. It’s like a new record of not talking for us. Kinda crazy. I kinda messed up the whole “We can still be friends thing” But I’m the kinda guy who is always all or nothing. It’s the way to be.. no? No… No is probably right, or at least we could have ‘ended our speaking to each other’ in a better way then the way I did. Would I take it back? Most definitely. Am I an idiot? Yes ma’am. Do I expect forgiveness? No sir.I didn’t want to take up that much space on that topic so moving along! New years!Was a blast…. almost. People like to spread rumors and be nigger faggets to me though. I’d straight up type down my life story on here and let people know why really everything…yes EVERYTHING… even THAT ONE THING. Is misconstrued ridiculously. But I’ve come to accept that everything gets blamed on me and the worst is always assumed of me. Take this weekend with the cell phone incident for example… if you were involved you know how much total bull that was and how I was not involved in the LEAST bit. But who cares! Lets be a white trash girl and say “UHMM LET THE HATERS TALK…. GAWD!”In other news I went laser tagging the other night and we got lost for 2 hours coming home. It sucked! I was going insane in the back of the van. But its ok Courtney Harris was with me in the back Yeah I wish….We got to my house at like 12 am after being lost for forever and we decided it would be to everyones best benefit to just sleep over! Allen and I do sleep overs the right way. We sleep…. in the same bed. Everyone… Jordan Snavely, Tom, Allen, Brianna, Courtney, and myself all crammed into my bed and we enjoyed a fine night of telling stories and grabbing each others butts and blaming it on someone else…. Until 3 am when the Harris’s dad called. hahahah oh my goshhh.”Where are you guys?!”"Omg we must have fallen asleep watching a movie!! We’ll be home right now!”Then they left…Uhm Cedar Crest Swimming right now. I don’t even know. People need to get a grip on reality…Ok next thing on my list of things to talk about. I’m not going to talk about anymore. And now this entire entry has become more of a… venting thing. Which is really queer. So I will have a better entry with the happy things I wanted to talk about… like tomorrow or something.No one will read this anyway, it’s too long, no pictures and I have not written in this thing in so long.PEACE.
Christmas December 26, 2007
Well besides this amazing Imac computer, and the hot ass coat, I had the best christmas ever and got the best thing ever…. 
This theme is only around for the holidays and then back to my original one. Or maybe I will make a new one… hrmmmmm.
Classic December 13, 2007
This video was like 33 views away from 2000 on myspace and on youtube it will get like 10x that. So rewatch it! It’s the infamous nip slip… almost.
Shiver by the River December 9, 2007
So this past week was some hardcore swimming and it exhausted me. Im the kinda person who doesn’t get a lot of sleep at night, like 4-6 hours and I have not been recovering as much as I should be yet I’m still doing rather well in practice and even surprising myself. Anyway, Friday and Saturday were the hardest swim practices I have ever completed bar none. Later that day I chilled with Kathleen and it ended up like this… Oops. She then came to save me Picture 2 And all was well 
But thats not what I am referring to when I say Shiver by the River! Shiver by the River happened today!
I was mad tired from swimming.
I went to bed at 1:30 am
I woke up
ate two pudding packs
we got there 30 min before the race
I sat down on a picnic table and put my head down
waited till 11
went to the starting line
stood there
the guy started talking
I took off my clothes
and I started running
my first mile was 40 seconds slower than I normally go. But I did 3 miles on the same time.
So I did ok
19:40
I was sorta surprised
I just used mile 1 as a warm up
6:22 first mile
hahaha omgggggggggg
I was like wow I suck as soon as I heard that
But I managed to keep actually go faster for my next miles.
I did a 5:30s mile a couple times in XC for the first mile
I got 30th place out of over 300 people. My mom got 114th place and she got 1st place in her age group.
Iphone December 6, 2007
Im getting an iphone in the next couple days and I am selling the phone I have right now. It is an LG 9200 and has a slide keyboard. Im selling it for upwards of 90 dollars. It has a camera on it and is small and convenient for texting obviously because of the keyboard. I’ve had the phone for like 6 months and took care of it. 
Instant message me or comment here or other means of contacting me to buy it! Thanks!
Yeah I did… December 5, 2007
A few weeks back I was sick of hearing this chick piss and moan about all this work she had to do in college. She had to do a 2-3 page paper! awwwww poor thing! If I recall on the first day of 11th grade Mrs Zorrilla gave us a 2-3 page paper due the next day and this college student had like over a week to do it. So after much piss and moaning I was like “Ok I will just flipping do it”
And I did. This college student got the grade back today and I got a 95 percent on a college level opinion piece. I own college.
K thanks.
Fun Times November 28, 2007
Nothing but action packed fun on this break! Lots of swimming, lots of SEX! yeah right, Just kidding. haha. Lots of fun everywhere. Unedited video. nothing too fun to watch just something Im tossing up cause this bad boy needs an update.
